Chest Nuts
'Twas the season of joy, and all through the land,
Boobs and testicles teamed up to be grand!
Under ugly sweaters, they jingled with flair,
Like ornaments dangling without a care.
Santa’s sack wasn’t the only one swinging,
The spirit of Christmas had everyone singing!
So let’s raise a toast to the festive display,
Because chestnuts and jingle bells make a great holiday!
'Twas the season of joy, and all through the land,
Boobs and testicles teamed up to be grand!
Under ugly sweaters, they jingled with flair,
Like ornaments dangling without a care.
Santa’s sack wasn’t the only one swinging,
The spirit of Christmas had everyone singing!
So let’s raise a toast to the festive display,
Because chestnuts and jingle bells make a great holiday!
'Twas the season of joy, and all through the land,
Boobs and testicles teamed up to be grand!
Under ugly sweaters, they jingled with flair,
Like ornaments dangling without a care.
Santa’s sack wasn’t the only one swinging,
The spirit of Christmas had everyone singing!
So let’s raise a toast to the festive display,
Because chestnuts and jingle bells make a great holiday!